"This Emperor Needs New Clothes--For Tim Cook of Apple, The Fashion of No Fashion" (tip o' the antlers to @JonyIveParody)
Is it time for Tim Cook to tuck in his shirt
OK, you're right. The Macalope gives up. Because, no, you're not reading that wrong. The Times really did devote over a thousand words to the issue of whether or not Tim Cook should tuck his shirt in. It was at least in the Fashion section, possibly because the Times doesn't have a section titled "Extreme Foppishness."